
Patrick, Patrick
Website Maintenance in Patrick
Patrick isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What website maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups and someone to call when it breaks.
We work with Patrick businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Patrick businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website maintenance patrick"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Maintenance — the Patrick map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Patrick is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Maintenance, and a word about Patrick
Patrick is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Patrick, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Patrick job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Maintenance in Patrick
Bellamy Trading — Patrick. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 28
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Patrick: Website Design
Everything below has its own Patrick page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Maintenance without the Patrick bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
from £399Website Maintenance near Patrick
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Patrick town centre.
- Website Maintenance in Peel2 km
- Website Maintenance in Glen Maye2 km
- Website Maintenance in Saint Johns4 km
- Website Maintenance in Dalby5 km
- Website Maintenance in Foxdale7 km
- Website Maintenance in Cronk-y-Voddy7 km
- Website Maintenance in Ballacarnane Beg8 km
- Website Maintenance in Crosby9 km
- Website Maintenance in Little London9 km
- Website Maintenance in Shoughlaige-e-Caine9 km
- Website Maintenance in Barregarrow10 km
- Website Maintenance in Saint Marks10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


