Perelle, Guernsey
Analytics in Perelle
Nobody in Perelle rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Perelle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Perelle businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics perelle"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Perelle map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Perelle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Perelle
Perelle is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Perelle process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Perelle
Hargreaves & Daughters — Perelle. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 52
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Perelle: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Perelle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Perelle bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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