Pity Me, County Durham
Brand Identity in Pity Me
Pity Me isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pity Me businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity pity me"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Pity Me map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Pity Me
Pity Me is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in County Durham isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Pity Me, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Pity Me business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Pity Me
Kaur & Co — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 59
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.8s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Pity Me: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Pity Me bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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