Pity Me, County Durham
Email Copy in Pity Me
Nobody in Pity Me rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pity Me businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy pity me"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Pity Me map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Pity Me
Pity Me is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Pity Me are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Pity Me job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Pity Me
Prendergast Trading — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 23
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Pity Me: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Pity Me bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Email Copy near Pity Me
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.
- Email Copy in Framwellgate Moornext door
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- Email Copy in Kimblesworth2 km
- Email Copy in Brasside2 km
- Email Copy in Whitesmocks2 km
- Email Copy in Tan Hills2 km
- Email Copy in Nettlesworth2 km
- Email Copy in Plawsworth3 km
- Email Copy in Western Hill3 km
- Email Copy in Sacriston3 km
- Email Copy in Crossgate Moor3 km
- Email Copy in Durham3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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