
Pityme, Cornwall
Website Hosting in Pityme
Your competitors in Pityme are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £15/mo
What website hosting looks like round here
Fast UK hosting with SSL, backups and no mystery invoices.
We work with Pityme businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pityme businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website hosting pityme"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Hosting — the Pityme map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pityme is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Hosting, and a word about Pityme
You won't win Pityme on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pityme process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Hosting in Pityme
Braithwaite Group — Pityme. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 70
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.1s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Pityme: Website Design
Everything below has its own Pityme page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Hosting without the Pityme bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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