Plush, An Cabhán
Performance Optimisation in Plush
Half the Plush search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Plush businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Plush businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation plush"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Plush map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Plush is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Plush
You won't win Plush on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Plush process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Plush
Pemberton Bros — Plush. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 74
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Plush: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Plush page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Plush bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Plush
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Plush town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in Butlersbridge2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Cloverhill2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Drumbrawn3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Drumliff3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Derrygoss3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Drumalure3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Killyvanny3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Bakers Bridge3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Daggan3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Ballyhaise4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Rivory4 km
- Performance Optimisation in Cross Forts4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm