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Everything in Porcupine

Porcupine, Cornwall

Takeaways in Porcupine

Nobody in Porcupine rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

What takeaways looks like round here

Your own ordering, not 30% to a delivery app.

We work with Porcupine businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Porcupine businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "takeaways porcupine"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Takeaways — the Porcupine map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porcupine is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Takeaways, and a word about Porcupine

Porcupine is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Porcupine are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Porcupine job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Takeaways in Porcupine

Okafor Ltd — Porcupine. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 50

Enquiries / month

6.4s → 1.7s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1000

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Porcupine: Food, Drink & Hospitality

Everything below has its own Porcupine page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cafés & BakeriesCaterers & Food TrucksHotels & B&BsPubs & RestaurantsBusiness WebsitesTrades WebsitesE-commerce WebsitesLocal SEOLogo DesignGoogle Ads

Takeaways near Porcupine

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porcupine town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.