
Porthpean, Cornwall
Analytics in Porthpean
Porthpean isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Porthpean businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Porthpean businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics porthpean"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Porthpean map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porthpean is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Porthpean
Porthpean is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Porthpean, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Porthpean job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Porthpean
Delaney Group — Porthpean. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 35
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Porthpean: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Porthpean page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Porthpean bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Porthpean
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porthpean town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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