
Portlaoise, Laois
Analytics in Portlaoise
Your competitors in Portlaoise are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Portlaoise businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portlaoise businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics portlaoise"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 23,494 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Portlaoise map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portlaoise is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Portlaoise
With around 23,494 people, Portlaoise isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.
The competition in Laois isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Portlaoise job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Portlaoise
Pemberton Bros — Portlaoise. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 51
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Portlaoise: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Portlaoise page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Portlaoise bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Portlaoise
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portlaoise town centre.
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- Analytics in Clonkeen5 km
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- Analytics in Larkin’s Cross Roads6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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