Portobello, City of Edinburgh
Managed Hosting in Portobello
Your competitors in Portobello are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Portobello businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portobello businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting portobello"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Portobello map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portobello is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Portobello
You won't win Portobello on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Portobello. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Portobello process.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Portobello
Braithwaite Group — Portobello. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 22
Enquiries / month
9.7s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Portobello: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Portobello page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Portobello bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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