Ram Lane, Kent
Product Descriptions in Ram Lane
Half the Ram Lane search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Ram Lane businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Ram Lane businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions ram lane"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Ram Lane map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ram Lane is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Ram Lane
You won't win Ram Lane on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Ram Lane business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Ram Lane
Braithwaite Group — Ram Lane. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 59
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Ram Lane: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Ram Lane page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Ram Lane bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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