
Saumarez, Castel
Analytics in Saumarez
Half the Saumarez search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Saumarez businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Saumarez businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics saumarez"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Saumarez map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Saumarez is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Saumarez
You won't win Saumarez on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Castel isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Saumarez process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Saumarez
Pemberton Bros — Saumarez. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 21
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Saumarez: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Saumarez page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Saumarez bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Saumarez
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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