Scatness, Shetland Islands
Managed Hosting in Scatness
Half the Scatness search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Scatness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Scatness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting scatness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Scatness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Scatness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Scatness
You won't win Scatness on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Scatness. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Scatness job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Scatness
Braithwaite Group — Scatness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 26
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Scatness: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Scatness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Scatness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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