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Everything in Sealand

Sealand, County of Flintshire

Analytics in Sealand

Your competitors in Sealand are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Sealand businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Sealand businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics sealand"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Sealand map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Sealand is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Sealand

You won't win Sealand on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Sealand job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Sealand

Pemberton Bros — Sealand. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 28

Enquiries / month

9.4s → 1.3s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£750

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Sealand: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Sealand page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Sealand bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Sealand

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Sealand town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.