
Sheepy, Leicestershire
Analytics in Sheepy
Half the Sheepy search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Sheepy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Sheepy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics sheepy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Sheepy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Sheepy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Sheepy
You won't win Sheepy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Sheepy business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Sheepy
Rowntree Ltd — Sheepy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 35
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Sheepy: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Sheepy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Sheepy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Sheepy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Sheepy town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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