
Sheldon, City and Borough of Birmingham
Analytics in Sheldon
Sheldon isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Sheldon businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Sheldon businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics sheldon"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Sheldon map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Sheldon is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Sheldon
Sheldon is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Sheldon, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Sheldon job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Sheldon
Braithwaite Group — Sheldon. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 28
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Sheldon: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Sheldon page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Sheldon bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Sheldon
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Sheldon town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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