
St Brelade, Jersey
Analytics in St Brelade
Nobody in St Brelade rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with St Brelade businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why St Brelade businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics st brelade"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the St Brelade map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where St Brelade is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about St Brelade
St Brelade is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Jersey isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the St Brelade process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in St Brelade
Prendergast Trading — St Brelade. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 37
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in St Brelade: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own St Brelade page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the St Brelade bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near St Brelade
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from St Brelade town centre.
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- Analytics in La Moye2 km
- Analytics in La Haule2 km
- Analytics in La Pulente2 km
- Analytics in St. Peters Arsenal2 km
- Analytics in Le Port2 km
- Analytics in Belle Vue2 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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