
Stoops, Wicklow
Analytics in Stoops
Your competitors in Stoops are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Stoops businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stoops businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics stoops"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Stoops map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stoops is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Stoops
You won't win Stoops on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Stoops business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Stoops
Okafor Ltd — Stoops. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 31
Enquiries / month
7.6s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Stoops: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Stoops page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Stoops bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Stoops
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stoops town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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