
Swannay, Orkney Islands
Analytics in Swannay
Swannay isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Swannay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Swannay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics swannay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Swannay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Swannay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Swannay
Swannay is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Swannay. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Swannay, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Swannay job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Swannay
Ashworth & Daughters — Swannay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 25
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Swannay: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Swannay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Swannay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Swannay
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Swannay town centre.
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- Analytics in Birsay5 km
- Analytics in Northside5 km
- Analytics in Greeny5 km
- Analytics in Evie6 km
- Analytics in Beaquoy6 km
- Analytics in Stenso6 km
- Analytics in Dounby7 km
- Analytics in Knarston7 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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