
Swordale, Eilean Siar
Analytics in Swordale
Swordale isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Swordale businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Swordale businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics swordale"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Swordale map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Swordale is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Swordale
Swordale is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Eilean Siar isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Swordale, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Swordale process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Swordale
Rowntree Ltd — Swordale. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 39
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Swordale: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Swordale page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Swordale bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Swordale
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Swordale town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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