
Teams, Gateshead
Brand Identity in Teams
Half the Teams search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Teams businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Teams businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity teams"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Teams map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Teams is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Teams
You won't win Teams on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Teams process.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Teams
Okafor Ltd — Teams. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Teams: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Teams page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Teams bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Identity near Teams
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Teams town centre.
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- Brand Identity in Newcastle Helix2 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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