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Analytics in Teeboy

Your competitors in Teeboy are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Teeboy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Teeboy businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics teeboy"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Teeboy map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Teeboy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Teeboy

You won't win Teeboy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Teeboy process.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Teeboy

Pemberton Bros — Teeboy. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 55

Enquiries / month

9.6s → 1.3s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£850

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Teeboy: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Teeboy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Teeboy bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Teeboy

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Teeboy town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.