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Everything in Teeboy

Teeboy, An Cabhán

Monthly Support in Teeboy

Nobody in Teeboy rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £75/mo

What monthly support looks like round here

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

We work with Teeboy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Teeboy businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly support teeboy"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly Support — the Teeboy map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Teeboy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly Support, and a word about Teeboy

Teeboy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in An Cabhán isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Teeboy business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly Support in Teeboy

Kaur & Co — Teeboy. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 61

Enquiries / month

8.5s → 1.8s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Teeboy: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Teeboy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Monthly Support without the Teeboy bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Monthly Support near Teeboy

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Teeboy town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.