
Telham, East Sussex
Analytics in Telham
Nobody in Telham rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Telham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Telham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics telham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Telham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Telham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Telham
Telham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Telham process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Telham
Okafor Ltd — Telham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 40
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Telham: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Telham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Telham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Telham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Telham town centre.
- Analytics in Crowhurst2 km
- Analytics in Kent Street2 km
- Analytics in Battle3 km
- Analytics in Baldslow3 km
- Analytics in Church Wood3 km
- Analytics in Caldbec Hill3 km
- Analytics in Sedlescombe4 km
- Analytics in Henley's Down4 km
- Analytics in Balcombe Green4 km
- Analytics in Whatlington4 km
- Analytics in Silverhill Park4 km
- Analytics in Catsfield5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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