The Badgers, Buckinghamshire
Email Marketing in The Badgers
The Badgers isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with The Badgers businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Badgers businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing the badgers"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the The Badgers map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Badgers is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about The Badgers
The Badgers is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Badgers, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Badgers job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in The Badgers
Ashworth & Daughters — The Badgers. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 21
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Badgers: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Badgers page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the The Badgers bit
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from £300/mo + spendEmail Marketing near The Badgers
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Badgers town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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