
The Bage, Herefordshire
Analytics in The Bage
The Bage isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with The Bage businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Bage businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics the bage"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the The Bage map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Bage is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about The Bage
The Bage is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Bage, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your The Bage business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in The Bage
Kaur & Co — The Bage. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 19
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Bage: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Bage page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the The Bage bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near The Bage
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Bage town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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