
The Birches, Armagh City Banbridge and Craigavon
Conversion Optimisation in The Birches
Nobody in The Birches rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £350
What conversion optimisation looks like round here
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
We work with The Birches businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Birches businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "conversion optimisation the birches"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Conversion Optimisation — the The Birches map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Birches is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Conversion Optimisation, and a word about The Birches
The Birches is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your The Birches business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Conversion Optimisation in The Birches
Kowalczyk Bros — The Birches. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 18
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Birches: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Birches page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Conversion Optimisation without the The Birches bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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