
The Cove, County Cork
Conversion Optimisation in The Cove
Half the The Cove search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £350
What conversion optimisation looks like round here
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
We work with The Cove businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Cove businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "conversion optimisation the cove"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Conversion Optimisation — the The Cove map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Cove is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Conversion Optimisation, and a word about The Cove
You won't win The Cove on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Cove job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Conversion Optimisation in The Cove
Ashworth & Daughters — The Cove. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 19
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Cove: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Cove page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Conversion Optimisation without the The Cove bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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