
The Drones, Causeway Coast and Glens
Funeral Directors in The Drones
Half the The Drones search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What funeral directors looks like round here
Dignified, plain-spoken pages and transparent pricing.
We work with The Drones businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Drones businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "funeral directors the drones"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Funeral Directors — the The Drones map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Drones is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Funeral Directors, and a word about The Drones
You won't win The Drones on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Drones process.
Real-world example
Example: Funeral Directors in The Drones
Hargreaves & Daughters — The Drones. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 61
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Drones: Public, Care & Community
Everything below has its own The Drones page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Funeral Directors near The Drones
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Drones town centre.
- Funeral Directors in Armoy2 km
- Funeral Directors in Pharis4 km
- Funeral Directors in Stranocum4 km
- Funeral Directors in Toor4 km
- Funeral Directors in Gracehill4 km
- Funeral Directors in Kilraghts5 km
- Funeral Directors in Cape Castle6 km
- Funeral Directors in Moss-side7 km
- Funeral Directors in Moyarget7 km
- Funeral Directors in Dervock8 km
- Funeral Directors in Corkey9 km
- Funeral Directors in Conogher10 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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