The Folly, Hertfordshire
Menus in The Folly
Half the The Folly search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What menus looks like round here
Food and drink menus that are easy to read and update.
We work with The Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Folly businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "menus the folly"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Menus — the The Folly map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Menus, and a word about The Folly
You won't win The Folly on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Folly business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Menus in The Folly
Kaur & Co — The Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 66
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Folly: Print Design
Everything below has its own The Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Menus without the The Folly bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Menus near The Folly
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Folly town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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