
The Folly, Hertfordshire
Typography in The Folly
Nobody in The Folly rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99
What typography looks like round here
Fonts paired for readability, personality and web performance.
We work with The Folly businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Folly businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "typography the folly"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Typography — the The Folly map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Folly is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Typography, and a word about The Folly
The Folly is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Hertfordshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your The Folly business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Typography in The Folly
Rowntree Ltd — The Folly. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 64
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Folly: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Folly page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Typography without the The Folly bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Typography near The Folly
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Folly town centre.
- Typography in Lea Valleynext door
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- Typography in Gustard Wood1 km
- Typography in Mackerye End2 km
- Typography in Batford2 km
- Typography in Blackmore End2 km
- Typography in Ayres End3 km
- Typography in Porter's End3 km
- Typography in Coleman Green3 km
- Typography in Harpenden3 km
- Typography in Bamville Wood3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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