
The Greens, East Dunbartonshire
Branding & Design in The Greens
Half the The Greens search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with The Greens businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Greens businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design the greens"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the The Greens map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Greens is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about The Greens
You won't win The Greens on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Greens process.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in The Greens
Nowak Services — The Greens. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 31
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.2s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Greens: Services
Everything below has its own The Greens page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the The Greens bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Branding & Design near The Greens
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Greens town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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