
The Hummicks, Hampshire
Mascot Design in The Hummicks
Nobody in The Hummicks rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £500
What mascot design looks like round here
A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.
We work with The Hummicks businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Hummicks businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "mascot design the hummicks"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Mascot Design — the The Hummicks map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Hummicks is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Mascot Design, and a word about The Hummicks
The Hummicks is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Hummicks job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Mascot Design in The Hummicks
Bellamy Trading — The Hummicks. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 31
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.4s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Hummicks: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Hummicks page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Mascot Design without the The Hummicks bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Mascot Design near The Hummicks
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Hummicks town centre.
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- Mascot Design in Bucklers Hard2 km
- Mascot Design in Gilbury Hard2 km
- Mascot Design in Exbury3 km
- Mascot Design in Furzey Lodge3 km
- Mascot Design in Roughdown3 km
- Mascot Design in East Boldre3 km
- Mascot Design in Lower Exbury4 km
- Mascot Design in Blackfield4 km
- Mascot Design in Holbury4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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