
The Park, Nottingham
Managed Hosting in The Park
Your competitors in The Park are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with The Park businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Park businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting the park"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the The Park map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Park is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about The Park
You won't win The Park on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Park job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in The Park
Kaur & Co — The Park. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 33
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Park: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own The Park page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the The Park bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moManaged Hosting near The Park
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Park town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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