The Pludds, Gloucestershire
Hotels & B&Bs in The Pludds
Half the The Pludds search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What hotels & b&bs looks like round here
Rooms, rates and direct bookings that dodge commission.
We work with The Pludds businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Pludds businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "hotels & b&bs the pludds"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Hotels & B&Bs — the The Pludds map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Pludds is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Hotels & B&Bs, and a word about The Pludds
You won't win The Pludds on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Pludds job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Hotels & B&Bs in The Pludds
Whitlock & Co — The Pludds. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 39
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Pludds: Food, Drink & Hospitality
Everything below has its own The Pludds page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
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Tell us what you need
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