
The Rectangle, Borough of Swindon
Analytics in The Rectangle
Nobody in The Rectangle rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with The Rectangle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Rectangle businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics the rectangle"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the The Rectangle map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Rectangle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about The Rectangle
The Rectangle is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Rectangle job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in The Rectangle
Kaur & Co — The Rectangle. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 61
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.8s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Rectangle: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Rectangle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the The Rectangle bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Rectangle town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


