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Everything in The Sweep

The Sweep, County Waterford

Managed Hosting in The Sweep

Half the The Sweep search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £15/mo

What managed hosting looks like round here

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

We work with The Sweep businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Sweep businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "managed hosting the sweep"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Managed Hosting — the The Sweep map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Sweep is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Managed Hosting, and a word about The Sweep

You won't win The Sweep on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Sweep. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Sweep process.

Real-world example

Example: Managed Hosting in The Sweep

Whitlock & Co — The Sweep. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 49

Enquiries / month

6.8s → 1.8s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£1000

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Sweep: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own The Sweep page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Managed Hosting without the The Sweep bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All hosting & support
More hosting & support

Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Managed Hosting near The Sweep

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Sweep town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.