Thundergay, North Ayrshire
Mascot Design in Thundergay
Thundergay isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £500
What mascot design looks like round here
A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.
We work with Thundergay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Thundergay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "mascot design thundergay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Mascot Design — the Thundergay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thundergay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Mascot Design, and a word about Thundergay
Thundergay is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in North Ayrshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Thundergay, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Thundergay business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Mascot Design in Thundergay
Pemberton Bros — Thundergay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Thundergay: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Thundergay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Mascot Design without the Thundergay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thundergay town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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