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Performance Optimisation in Tomthorn

Half the Tomthorn search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £250

What performance optimisation looks like round here

Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.

We work with Tomthorn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Tomthorn businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation tomthorn"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Performance Optimisation — the Tomthorn map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tomthorn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Performance Optimisation, and a word about Tomthorn

You won't win Tomthorn on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Tomthorn business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Performance Optimisation in Tomthorn

Merriman & Sons — Tomthorn. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 66

Enquiries / month

8.9s → 1.6s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Tomthorn: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Tomthorn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Performance Optimisation without the Tomthorn bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Performance Optimisation near Tomthorn

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tomthorn town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.