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Uggoon, Clare

Analytics in Uggoon

Nobody in Uggoon rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Uggoon businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Uggoon businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics uggoon"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Uggoon map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Uggoon is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Uggoon

Uggoon is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Clare isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Uggoon job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Uggoon

Pemberton Bros — Uggoon. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 66

Enquiries / month

8.4s → 1.3s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1750

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Uggoon: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Uggoon page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Uggoon bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Uggoon

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Uggoon town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.