Under the Wood, Kent
Email Marketing in Under the Wood
Nobody in Under the Wood rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with Under the Wood businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Under the Wood businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing under the wood"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the Under the Wood map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Under the Wood is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about Under the Wood
Under the Wood is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Under the Wood job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in Under the Wood
Prendergast Trading — Under the Wood. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 73
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.4s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Under the Wood: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Under the Wood page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the Under the Wood bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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