Under the Wood, Kent
Performance Optimisation in Under the Wood
Nobody in Under the Wood rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £250
What performance optimisation looks like round here
Speed tuning to make your site load faster and rank better.
We work with Under the Wood businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Under the Wood businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "performance optimisation under the wood"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Performance Optimisation — the Under the Wood map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Under the Wood is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Performance Optimisation, and a word about Under the Wood
Under the Wood is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Under the Wood process.
Real-world example
Example: Performance Optimisation in Under the Wood
Whitlock & Co — Under the Wood. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 63
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Under the Wood: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Under the Wood page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Performance Optimisation without the Under the Wood bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moPerformance Optimisation near Under the Wood
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Under the Wood town centre.
- Performance Optimisation in Highsteadnext door
- Performance Optimisation in Boyden Gatenext door
- Performance Optimisation in Hawthorn Corner1 km
- Performance Optimisation in Hillborough2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Chitty2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Old Tree2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Chislet2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Hollow Street2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Maypole2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Chislet Forstal2 km
- Performance Optimisation in Reculver3 km
- Performance Optimisation in Beltinge3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm