
Upton Hellions, Devon
Analytics in Upton Hellions
Upton Hellions isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Upton Hellions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upton Hellions businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics upton hellions"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Upton Hellions map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upton Hellions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Upton Hellions
Upton Hellions is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Upton Hellions are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Upton Hellions, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Upton Hellions process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Upton Hellions
Merriman & Sons — Upton Hellions. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 53
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Upton Hellions: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Upton Hellions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Upton Hellions bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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