Vassa, Shetland Islands
Managed Hosting in Vassa
Half the Vassa search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £15/mo
What managed hosting looks like round here
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
We work with Vassa businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Vassa businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "managed hosting vassa"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Managed Hosting — the Vassa map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Vassa is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Managed Hosting, and a word about Vassa
You won't win Vassa on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Vassa job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Managed Hosting in Vassa
Ashworth & Daughters — Vassa. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 55
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Vassa: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Vassa page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Managed Hosting without the Vassa bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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