🤖 AI & Automation
AI Chatbots
Answer common questions 24/7 and qualify leads while you sleep.
What you get
- Fixed price before we start
- Built for your business, not a template
- Mobile-first and fast loading
- Plain-English copy that sells
- Human support, not a chatbot
- Turnaround in days, not months
You don't get
- Hidden fees
- Monthly ransom to keep it live
- Jargon nobody understands
- Waiting weeks for a reply
Ready to talk?
Tell us what you need and we'll send a fixed quote — usually the same day.
Typical price: from £249. Final quote depends on exactly what you need.
How it works
Tell us what you need
One call. No sales script.
Fixed price quote
In writing before we start.
We build it
Fast, properly, no faff.
You own it
Files, domain, the lot.
Real-world example
Example: AI Chatbots in Sheffield
Kowalczyk Bros — Sheffield. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 19
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Who asks for ai chatbots
These sectors order this most. Each one has its own page with prices, examples and the bits that actually matter — or browse all industries.
AI Chatbots for furniture & joinery
Bespoke builds, lead times and deposits up front.
See the sector page Home & LifestyleAI Chatbots for interior designers
Portfolio-first, enquiry second. Let the rooms do the talking.
See the sector page Public, Care & CommunityAI Chatbots for care homes & home care
Warm, clear, CQC-ready. Families find answers fast.
See the sector page Professional & FinancialAI Chatbots for accountants & bookkeepers
Fixed-fee packages, deadlines and secure client uploads.
See the sector page Health & WellbeingAI Chatbots for beauty & salons
Treatment menus, gallery and online booking with deposits.
See the sector page Pets, Animals & OutdoorsAI Chatbots for campsites & glamping
Pitch availability, direct bookings, no commission.
See the sector page Creative, Events & CommunityAI Chatbots for charities & non-profits
Donations, volunteer sign-ups and impact stories.
See the sector page Trades & PropertyAI Chatbots for electricians
Certs, callouts and rewires. Emergency numbers front and centre.
See the sector pageAI Chatbots in your town
We cover every town and village in the UK. Pick yours, or see all 47,458 of them.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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