What you get
- Fixed price before we start
- Built for your business, not a template
- Mobile-first and fast loading
- Plain-English copy that sells
- Human support, not a chatbot
- Turnaround in days, not months
You don't get
- Hidden fees
- Monthly ransom to keep it live
- Jargon nobody understands
- Waiting weeks for a reply
Ready to talk?
Tell us what you need and we'll send a fixed quote — usually the same day.
Typical price: from £15. Final quote depends on exactly what you need.
How it works
Tell us what you need
One call. No sales script.
Fixed price quote
In writing before we start.
We build it
Fast, properly, no faff.
You own it
Files, domain, the lot.
Real-world example
Example: Beanies in Swansea
Pemberton Bros — Swansea. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 26
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Who asks for beanies
These sectors order this most. Each one has its own page with prices, examples and the bits that actually matter — or browse all industries.
Beanies for churches & faith groups
Service times, events and giving that works on mobile.
See the sector page Creative, Events & CommunityBeanies for printers & signage
Upload artwork, get a price, no back-and-forth emails.
See the sector page Trades & PropertyBeanies for trades & builders
Plumbers, sparkies, builders, roofers. Show the work, get the phone ringing.
See the sector page Retail & E-commerceBeanies for retail & e-commerce
Sell online with a shop that works as hard as your window.
See the sector page Tech, Media & MarketingBeanies for telecoms & networks
Coverage, packages and business enquiry routing.
See the sector page Pets, Animals & OutdoorsBeanies for campsites & glamping
Pitch availability, direct bookings, no commission.
See the sector page Food, Drink & HospitalityBeanies for caterers & food trucks
Packages, availability calendar and enquiry forms.
See the sector page Industry, Farming & EnergyBeanies for farming & agriculture
Farm shops, diversification and machinery listings.
See the sector pageBeanies in your town
We cover every town and village in the UK. Pick yours, or see all 47,458 of them.
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Bundle them and it's one quote, one build, one invoice.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm
Find us on the map — 141 King Street, Brynmawr, Ebbw Vale NP23 4ST. The kettle's always on.