
📱 Social Media
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
What you get
- Fixed price before we start
- Built for your business, not a template
- Mobile-first and fast loading
- Plain-English copy that sells
- Human support, not a chatbot
- Turnaround in days, not months
You don't get
- Hidden fees
- Monthly ransom to keep it live
- Jargon nobody understands
- Waiting weeks for a reply
Ready to talk?
Tell us what you need and we'll send a fixed quote — usually the same day.
Typical price: from £50. Final quote depends on exactly what you need.
How it works
Tell us what you need
One call. No sales script.
Fixed price quote
In writing before we start.
We build it
Fast, properly, no faff.
You own it
Files, domain, the lot.
Real-world example
Example: Cover Photos in Sheffield
Kowalczyk Bros — Sheffield. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 50
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Who asks for cover photos
These sectors order this most. Each one has its own page with prices, examples and the bits that actually matter — or browse all industries.
Cover Photos for outdoor & adventure
Climbing, kayaking, bushcraft. Book by session, not by phone.
See the sector page Tech, Media & MarketingCover Photos for telecoms & networks
Coverage, packages and business enquiry routing.
See the sector page Home & LifestyleCover Photos for pest control
Fast callouts, honest pricing, no creepy stock photos.
See the sector page Home & LifestyleCover Photos for locksmiths & security
24/7 callout numbers and coverage that ranks locally.
See the sector page Public, Care & CommunityCover Photos for churches & faith groups
Service times, events and giving that works on mobile.
See the sector page Creative, Events & CommunityCover Photos for printers & signage
Upload artwork, get a price, no back-and-forth emails.
See the sector page Industry, Farming & EnergyCover Photos for scaffolding & access
Site photos, insurance and quick quote forms.
See the sector page Trades & PropertyCover Photos for trades & builders
Plumbers, sparkies, builders, roofers. Show the work, get the phone ringing.
See the sector pageCover Photos in your town
We cover every town and village in the UK. Pick yours, or see all 36,061 of them.
People who want cover photos usually want these too
Bundle them and it's one quote, one build, one invoice.
Facebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
from £99More social mediaMonthly Social Content
A batch of branded posts each month, ready to schedule.
from £200/moMore social mediaProfile Images
Circular avatars and logos that read clearly at small sizes.
from £50More social mediaSocial Media Graphics
Posts, stories and covers sized correctly for every platform.
from £25 eachTell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm

