Abune-the-Hill, Orkney Islands
Brand Guidelines in Abune-the-Hill
Half the Abune-the-Hill search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Abune-the-Hill businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Abune-the-Hill businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines abune-the-hill"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Abune-the-Hill map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Abune-the-Hill is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Abune-the-Hill
You won't win Abune-the-Hill on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Abune-the-Hill process.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Abune-the-Hill
Merriman & Sons — Abune-the-Hill. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.6s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Abune-the-Hill: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Abune-the-Hill page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Abune-the-Hill bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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