
Aikers, Orkney Islands
Social Media in Aikers
Aikers isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Aikers businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Aikers businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media aikers"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Aikers map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Aikers is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Aikers
Aikers is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Aikers. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Aikers, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Aikers process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Aikers
Kowalczyk Bros — Aikers. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 72
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Aikers: Services
Everything below has its own Aikers page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Aikers bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Aikers
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Aikers town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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