Alleytroyds, Lancashire
Social Media in Alleytroyds
Half the Alleytroyds search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Alleytroyds businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Alleytroyds businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media alleytroyds"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Alleytroyds map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Alleytroyds is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Alleytroyds
You won't win Alleytroyds on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Lancashire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Alleytroyds business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Alleytroyds
Kowalczyk Bros — Alleytroyds. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 34
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Alleytroyds: Services
Everything below has its own Alleytroyds page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Alleytroyds bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Alleytroyds
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Alleytroyds town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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